When a line in a book makes you laugh out loud in a very high volume, it deserves to be posted. :)
Mrs. Next came back into the room. “You never told me you’d bought a gold-plated toilet.”
Landon frowned. “We don’t have a gold-plated toilet.”
“Oh, dear,” said Mrs. Next. “I think I’ve just peed in your tuba.”
-From One of Our Thursdays Is Missing by Jasper Fforde, page 205
I finished reading this last week! I loved the whole bit in the beginning with the Russians…too funny!
Love this line … even completely out of context and with no idea what the book is about it made me giggle!!